you know, whilst sittin' at da pub havin' an ale, and the boys bring up 'the queen', I gets me this lil shiverin' thang that makes them all stop their smirkin' and grinnin'. They sees me face and their pallor pales. They know what I'm 'bout ta say...and now, I kin recall the words above to 'em, say it wit a tremor in me voice, get all spooky creepy like..."jus' let 'em FREEZE TA DAETH" is wot I'll say, aye, dats wot she did...then go all grimace-y like, furrow a brow or two, put a sneer in me grin, let me mustache go all white with shock and awe...aye, that's wot'll 'appin' alright!
And they'll cross themselves in haste, flashes of lightning and storms behind their eyes as they all look real sympathetic at me, their apologies not unheard...jus' unable to comprehend me workin' conditions here at the Annex...they'll cringe and fawn over me, offer free ale, drink to my future unsure health, whisper as I leave..."now, dare goes the bravest man I ever saw!"
There's echoes on the wind lately, some friendly, some not so much, and they are reminding me; DON'T FERGET THIS MONTH'S GODIVA ORDER!
I hear 'em, dontchoo worry; but, my hope lies in...in...the eye of the dragon!!
(queue the insane laughter track)